a paper chase...

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the cops tore up the
A3 - fortunately, I
was on the A4...

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Writing wrongs: better than righting paper? - Discuss...








('Speed reading': 17 Syllables)

hearing aids are deafinitely improving...

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"Heard about these new
hearing aids, John?" - "No, not heard
a thing. Been told, though"...

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(17 Syllables)

one of Snow White's dwarfs opens up to the press...

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"When one's family
tree's a bonsai, what hope does
one have?" sighed Grumpy...

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(17 Syllables)

strangers in the night...

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I woke up with a
headache this morning. But I
soon got rid of her...

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- one-night (I couldn't) stand...









('Mygraine today, someone else's tomorrow': 17 Syllables)

cannibalism...

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too many cooks spoil
the broth - so never put in
more than a couple...

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("Any couple do": 17 Syllables)

food for thought (but not for consumption)

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mum's cooking's like Rolf
Harris' paintings: "can you
tell what it is yet?"...

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- talk about bad taste...









('Too soon?': 17 Syllables)

more 'groom and bridle' than bride and groom......

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Jill had a stable
marriage. No choice, really - the
churches were all booked...

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"if any of you know cause or just impediment why these two persons 
should not be joined together in Holy Matrimony..." 

...and the neighbours went "neigh"...







('Why the long faces?': 17 Syllables)