X Factor: get out the hankies...

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"I've got lumbago":
(some X Factor singers have
a bad back story)

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(17 Syllables)

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Some football fixtures are pretty dire. Sepp Blatter, for one...
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size 16/sighs deeply: the changing cubicle...

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"Damn!" (Jayne studies her
birthday suit) - "Way too large! - so
how come it fits? Damn!"...

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"I wonder if they have it in bronze?"...









('XXXLent taste, madam': 17 Syllables)

old age - don't knock it (it might fall over)

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far better to be
around ninety than not to
be around at all...

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("Dead right, mate": 17 Syllables)

forget white-collar or blue-collar, think 'no collar'...

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he who puts the 'vest'
into 'investigate': the
very plain-clothes cop...

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(17 Syllables)

poor circulation? - that's more of a GP thing...

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psychologists love
newspaper editors - boy,
do they have issues!...

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(17 Syllables)

it's IV, you dummy!...

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I was so bad at
Latin, my teacher didn't
half give me what VI...

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('Clever dick': 17 Syllables)

THE KING AND I

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     THE K - NG


  

   (the king without i)




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