Frenchship (Le Weekend Away)

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Salmon and eggs for breakfast!
It was really quite a treat...
(But our friends all came from Paris,
So they eight shredded huit)

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('A broad and three fellows': 17 Syllables)

plastic (not so) fantastic...

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Our marriage is just
like my brand new debit card
these days. Contactless...

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 (and just as stress-inducing)






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Where do black widow
spiders look for a mate? "On
the dark web, I guess"...

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(as for a new home, any old web site would do)







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What two words would you
say sum up pop (the question)
music? "Kneel, diamond!"...

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(17 Syllables)

turning the light off - and me on...

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my wife will only
make love in the dark - she hates
to see me happy...

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"That's far too full!" complains my wife.
Every time I run a bath I get into hot water...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, November 24)

every cloud, as they say...

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Security firms
are making a bomb these days.
Which they then defuse...

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(17 Syllables)