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Prison inmate uses soap to slip his handcuffs off and escape
(news story yesterday). Talk about a clean getaway!...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 9)

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there's one thing that can't
be preserved when pickled, and
that's your dignity...

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(17 Syllables, Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 9)

just spell it out, doctor...

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if you don't have a
typewriter, how can you type
2 diabetes?...

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(17 Syllables)

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No wonder they're called refuse collectors.

Whenever I ask ours to come more than once 

a fortnight, they refuse...

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not so hard rock?...

if lead's a soft and
malleable heavy metal,
why the lead guitar?...

the great acrylamide food scare...

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rhyming slang's got it
spot on: eat too much burnt toast,
you'll end up brown bread...

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(17 Syllables)

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When I watch Mastermind and University Challenge on
TV, I am almost always baffled. My ignorance depresses
me. When I watch Donald Trump on TV, I am almost
always baffled. His ignorance depresses me...

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