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If carnivores wear pork pie hats, do
vegetarians make do with beanies?...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 28)

especially when cooked by an Irish stewdent?...

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I love fusion food -
you can't beat a good steak &
kidney pie-ella!...

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is there any other type?...

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That man's rich, handsome
and funny. "Wow! He sounds like
a perfect stranger!"...

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OK, there's no need to spell it out...

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if you and I have
a : do half-castes have
a ; ?

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an only child in denial...

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I'm the youngest of
three in our family - both my
parents are older...

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Seeing all those pictures of Gary Lineker
sunning himself in exotic locations, I couldn't
help but wonder: if he were to burn himself
to a crisp, which flavour would he opt for?

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 25)

who'd want to see a mynah inconvenienced?...

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years ago they sent
canaries down the mine - why
on earth not mynahs?...

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