Sunday, April 29, 2018


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Fancy a club sandwich? "Depends on
the club, mate. I can't stand 9-irons"...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 15)

Saturday, April 28, 2018

snowed under...

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"it never rains but
it paws," sighed the local vet -
"cats and dogs, mostly"...

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(17 Sillybles)

Friday, April 27, 2018

I might have got this wrong...

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a night in shining
armour sure beats a knight in
front of the telly!...

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(17 Syllables)

Thursday, April 26, 2018

happy birthday to me!...

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my wife's got two kids,
she says - one's thirteen, and one's
forty-two today...

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(17 Syllables)

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

somewhere, on a levelled playing field...

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So what if I can't
spell Armagedon? It's not
the end of the world...

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(17 Syllables)

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

glass half empty...

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I paid the new milk
bar a visit yesterday.
No great shakes, sadly...

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(17 Sillybles)