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Marathon cheats always get caught in the long run...

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Naughty, naughty, Stanislaw Skupian...



(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 26)

too many courses!...

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overweight schoolkids? -
maybe they've been given too
much food for thought?...

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('Making a meal of education': 17 Syllables)
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Eva Peron loved the good life (or 'La Dolc'Evita,' as she called it).
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Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark...

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if music be the
food of love, can I have a
lick of your cornet?...

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('Brass necking': 17 Syllables)
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if music be the
food of love, then never say
no to the drumsticks!
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no strings, OK?...

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if music be the
food of love, small wonder flutes
have champagne in them...

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(17 Syllables)

No 'His and Hermes' for us, sadly...

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yes, we've got bags of
money - but sadly not one
of them's a Hermes...

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(17 Syllables)

well-read light district...

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thank heavens we've found
a model tenant - at least,
that's what her sign says...

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('Model, 1st Floor': 17 Syllables)

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'The farther the better, the better the father?' - When
it comes to Thomas Markle, Kensington Palace
officials probably feel Mexico's not nearly far enough...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 21)