Attention to detail...

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Why are commuters 

who cross the Tees never asked

to dot the eyes, too?...

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(It's a northern thing: 17 Syllables)

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With UK & EU Superheroes Rishi and von der Woman

behind it, how could the Windsor Agreement not work?

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FRANCE 32 - 21 SCOTLAND...

Sadly, Scotland's motto in their Six Nations match against France was

"if at first you don't succeed,

TRY,

TRY, and

TRY again".

Which only adds up to 21 points, of course. Not enough to win the match,

but no one can deny they played very, very well...

Other meat substitutes are available...

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If someone saves a

vegan's life, do they save their

bacon...or their quorn?

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(17 Syllables)

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All Quiet on the Western Front wins 7 Baftas - a 

remarkable achievement by a remarkable film based 

on a Remarqueable book. An E. M. Remarqueable book.

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 24)

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A bit of a stretch...

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Elongated Muuuuuusk -

is he spreading himself too

thin, by any chance?...

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SpaceX, Tesla, Twitter...

(17 Syllables)

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eBAY OF PIGS - pork, going cheap

(well, they can't go 'oink' any more)

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, February 21)

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Why do some people still insist on dragging 

Shamima Begum back into Britain? Hasn't 

she suffered enough?...

#strikes #costoflivingcrisis #rationing

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What on earth?...

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Loam wasn't built in

a day. Compost heaps take a 

while to mature, too...

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(17 Syllables)

Bi-curio"us" - what Sam Smith calls themselves?...

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Less of a question,

more of a queery: "just what

gender IS Sam Smith?"...

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(17 Syllables)