I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)

Monday, September 6, 2010

turns out the left hand's the right hand, and the right hand's the wrong hand!...

I tried my hand at ventriloquy yesterday -
but, boy, was I crap...
"Try the other hand, dummy." Said the dummy.
Bingo!

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I tried my hand at ventriloquy yesterday. I was
rubbish. So I tried the other hand...

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I come from a long line of haikuists. Or should that be three SHORT lines?...

Monday, September 6, 2010

turns out the left hand's the right hand, and the right hand's the wrong hand!...

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