The winner of this year's World Conker Championships
was stunned...
- "Oops, sorry...that'll be a miss, then," smirked the runner-up.
The World Conker Championships, October 10, 2010. (The loser took it on the chin - the winner on the head)
Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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