In Case of Emergency Break Wind

I'll say this about my old man -
He always stands by me in a time of crisis...


More often as not, a little bit too close,
If you get my drift...












...though it's not my drift you have to worry about. He means well, bless him...



(I came across this on my travels in Asia somewhere - the last two letters of 'In Case of Emergency Break Window' had been very neatly deleted. Meanwhile, many moons ago back in England, someone had - again, very, very neatly - turned the last two letters of 'Cowshill' into 't's on a Northumbrian village's signpost. It had me fooled.)