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why are the broadsheets
called broadsheets? - it's the tabloids
who've got all the broads...
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- "don't call me a broad," says ex-Big Brother brainbox and Page 3 beauty Miss Ogynist, 23, from Essex, "I've never been there once" (she may not be well-read, but her words certainly are)
(17 Syllables)
Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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