their hooker's a looker: putting the 'scrum' into scrumptiousness...

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"crouch - touch - pause - engage" -
Australian foreplay has
some very strict rules...

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(1) crouch...(2) touch...(3) pause...(4) engage - so that's what's meant by fourplay!...

('Rugby - Not So Much a Sport, More a Lay of Wife': 17 Syllables)