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if you prefer your
bacon streaky, put it in
the wash - with coloureds...
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(17 Syllables)
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Does a day ever day go by without some sort of football scandal? The fact that this horrendous sport (I speak of the professional game only) is known as 'The Beautiful Game'...well, I don't think I've heard a better joke these last few years.
And to those who say that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, I suggest that, sometimes, beauty merely lies. Period.
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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