"rustlers!" - ("calm down, it's what we do," said the leaves)

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Asked a llama,
"Why the drama?"...
Sighed the farmer,
"False a llama"...

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"A Calmer Llama": a syllable short of a haiku (what many people call me)
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Monty Panesar fined by police for nightclub 'incident' (yesterday's news)...

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caught urinating
on bouncers, Monty? - mistake
them for full-tosses?...

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