you don't have to be mad to live here - but it helps...

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Never Mind The Dog,
Beware Of The Homeowner's
Mrs - She's Barking...

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- her name is Glad, and she's barking mad (forget poetic licence, think dog licence)








('My Wife has a Strange Gait': 17 Syllables)

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                       COMMONWEALTH GAMES SHOCKER

I'm told Fran Halsall faced a hard semi in the pool tonight. Surely it's one or the other?