a backpacker's guide to hostelling...

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3-bed dorm..........hey, you got lucky...
4-bed dorm..........pretty damned good...
6-bed dorm..........it'll do, I guess...
8-bed dorm..........a bit of a struggle...
10-bed dorm.........why am I doing this?...
12-bed dorm.........pretty much hell on earth...
Beni-bloody-dorm......aaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggghhhh!

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- hostelling: see the world without paying the earth... 








('Costa Blanca's a place for w**kers the somewhat less adventurous': 17 Syllables)