when the R.I.P.cord fails...

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On Tuesday, August 25, Uncle Tom came down
to earth with a bang...he died instantly, of course,
and went straight back up to heaven...

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Up and up he went, ever higher...

   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...
   ...higher and higher...

...until he finally arrived at heaven...

"Hiya!" said the angels...

"Well, bugger me!" sighed Uncle Tom, "surely this is hiya nuff?!"
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A match made in heaven: Kanye West once had three albums in Rolling
Stone's "500 Greatest Albums of All Time". His wife, Kim Kardashian, is
the proud possessor of one of the "500 Greatest Bums of All Time". You
couldn't make it up. Except I did, but only a bit...(he's just announced he
wants to run for President in 2020). Kanye West, what a bum...
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