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So Murdoch, a young geriatric,
Though married three times (that's a hat-trick),
Has found a fiancée,
And it isn't Beyoncé,
But a Texan they'll dub 'Jerry'atric.
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Jan 21)
So Nigella Lawson likes to stay in her pyjamas when serving dinner? (News item.) Great idea! Makes life so much simpler: no more meals on a bed of rice. Just on a bed.
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