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Years ago, babies
had to eat tripe. Now they just
watch it on TV...
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Jan 29)
(17 Syllables)
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Happiness is: the difference between making your
relationship last and putting your relationship last...
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Some models are so thin, apparently, that they talk gibberish.
That's what happens when you're chewing the fat, and there's
none to chew...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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