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My daughter has just bought a Gucci-style handbag
from M&S for £15. I asked her how much money
she'd saved by not buying the real thing. "Bags!" she
replied. As the Gucci version costs £715, "over
46 bags!" would have been nearer the mark. (Any
resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
purely coincidental)

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(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, February 12)