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The UK's first 'gender-fluid' police officer can
work as a man or a woman (Mail). How very PC.

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 26, and 'Quotes of the Day', Courier & Advertiser, May 27)


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(Rejected as 'a bit too edgy', apparently: "why is it
suddenly 'trendy to be bendy' (Mail)? For years now,
my wife has bent over backwards to help me. But
not every night") Point taken...
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