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it's a fact of life:
'on the wayout'patients soon
become inpatients...
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('When life's too serious to take seriously': 17 Syllables)
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An Oxford student too bright for jail? (Mail). Then why not
lock her up in one of her very own brain cells?...
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As a fast bowler, Ben Stokes usually has a bouncer up his
sleeve. Pity there wasn't one outside the Bristol nightclub,
if only to help save him from himself...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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