getting down with the kids (but not getting up again)

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the last time my gran
went clubbing, she ended up
with a slipped disco...🎵

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"Is Simon Brodkin as thick as two short pranks?" - No, there've
been a few more than that...
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A city centre with 13 branches of the same coffee chain? (Mail).
How can that possibly be Costa-ffective?...
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Presumbably, anyone attending all three 'Our Ocean' and climate
change meetings in Malta, New York and Bonn thinks 'going the
extra mile' to help save the planet is not nearly as effective as
going the extra countless thousand miles? (Mail).
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Why was Charlotte Church's husband wearing a Moroccan carpet?
Was he hoping to get laid, haha?...(Mail)
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