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if a mini-skirt suits you down to the
ground, then it's not a mini-skirt...

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if a mini-skirt
suits you down to the ground, it's
not a mini-skirt...



(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, October 20, 17 Syllables)
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A cashmere jumper that costs only £50? (Mail). More of a petty cashmere
jumper, I'd say...
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It's an ageing actress's age-old complaint: the older they get, the less lines
they're given. And, judging by Catherine Zeta-Jones's photo (Mail), the
lines on their faces are disappearing just as fast!...
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Mugabe a WHO goodwill ambassador? Trump President of the USA? -
Tell you what, I won't rest easy until Vic Reeves becomes UN Secretary-
General. The world's gone mad - it's official...
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