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INNhabitant: living above the pub...
INNjury: any pub-related mishap...
INNordinate: "you drank HOW MANY pints, did you say?"...
INNquest: "NOW you're back! What time do you call this?"...
INNsensible: doesn't drink and drive...
INNsincere: "I love you, hic!"...

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(The INNuendo one unprintable, sadly!)



(Vincent Hefter, Wordy Wise, Daily Mail, December 13)