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Donald Trump says he'd love to rejoin the
Paris Accord. When might that be exactly?
When the climate's right? Could be a long wait...
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In You Magazine last week, writer Samantha
Brick (right) said she's had a 30-year peroxide
habit, costing £65,000. If she's ever asked to
describe her hair colour, I suggest she replies
"vanity fair"...
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(Vincent Hefter & Vincent Hefter (aka C.Schaffer), Mail on Sunday, February 4)
Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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