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"I bet they'll never ban gambling ads on TV before
the  watershed," I said to my wife. "A fiver says they
will," chipped in my son. All is lost!...

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, January 31)
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It's not because it's written in the stars that divas get the best
of everything - it's because it's written in the stars' contracts...
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