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I was engaged for about 5 months until my
fiancée broke it off. Took the surgeon about
6 hours to sew it back on again...
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(17 Syllables + VAT)
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Who knew a George Harrison guitar would be sold to the tune of
£350,000? That's a hell of a tune. One of George's better ones...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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