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My son's been a Spurs supporter since about seven.
It's half past now, so I think it's serious...
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Maybe they should change the current US President's
address to 'The Very, Very, White House'...
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(racist pr**k that he is)
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, July 23)
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I'm a lightweight. Even weak tea makes me PG tipsy!...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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