non compost mentis...

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my dad's confused - "you
have to know your onions when
you grow carrots, son"...

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Compost mentis: able to follow the instructions on a bag of fertiliser...



(17 Syllables)
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'Steph Houghton Mrs Penalty!' (England Mr great opportunity - what a miss)
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COMPOST MENTIS: I'm

in complete control of my

potato peelings...