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"Bonehead...Cretin...Dork...
Fool...Jerk...Moron...Twit" - 'a bit
of a dick'tionary...
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(17 Very Sillybles)
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"It's my personality," says Boris Johnson, "I gaffe". No
wonder his Cabinet colleagues call him "the gaffer"!...
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Who doesn't like a 3-liner? (Quite a few of you don't, apparently.) Well, I'll have you know that many a critic has said of my work "at least it's in English" - and as for the great Stephen Fry, he once said of me "Vincent who?" Let's just say I supply the litter to the litterati [sic - but only at times] - ie: I write rubbish. But rubbish mostly inspired by the HAIKU, the 17th Century Japanese verse form consisting of 3 lines and 17 (5-7-5) syllables. (WARNING: flash photography and limericks)
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