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'Is having sex better than scoring a goal?'
asks Gary Lineker. Might as well ask if
a post-coital cigarette is better than
an in-off-the-post-coital one!...

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Gary 'I never crossed the Line'ker: no wonder he never got booked!
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"Christ has risen!" - Jesus, is there nothing Paul Hollywood won't
bake? (Hey, it is Easter.) More than enough to make any hot bun cross...
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