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Times New Roman walks

into a bar. "Sorry, we

don't serve your type here"...

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(17 Syllables)

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There's not a lot of love lost between Rishi & Liz, I fear. 

How long before 'blue on blue' becomes 'BLACK & 

BLUE on BLACK & BLUE'? I give it two days...

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Tory leadership race: What this country really needs is a Man City

or Liverpool competing for the Premiership, but with the mighty Rishi

Sunak and Liz Truss battling it out what we've ended up with is a couple

of Championship sides competing for the FA Cup. One of them has to

win, of course, but they'll soon return to relative obscurity...

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When I was young I'd spend hours and hours

pretending I was Ray Charles...

"So you always wanted to be a pianist?"

No, I was practising my 'blind' impressions...

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