Cleaning up (or 'out'?) the filthy rich...

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Woe is me! I was 

filthy rich once - but now I'm

married, I'm spotless...

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Theresa May ------> Boris Johnson

May to September may have been a charming sitcom,

but May to Johnson has been an unmitigated disaster...

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This water shortage is getting pretty serious - I don't think

my sense of humour has ever been quite so dry...

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Love Island: to quote Tina Turner: 'What's Love Got To 

Do With It?'  Not so much 'amor' as 'amoral'...

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