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Any truth in the

rumour that a racist'll

only tell white lies?...

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(17 Syllables)

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A man walks into a bar. He has no idea it's a space              bar, so he walks out again...

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Am I a dog or a cat person? Neither, really. I tend to go for 

the beef...  #TodaysSpecials

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Liz Truss & Karen Millen combine to wow the party faithful.

A great address. A greater dress. #YouThinkSo?

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