Wheelwrights work on wheels.
Wainwrights work on wagons.
Playwrights work on plays.
Cartwrights work on carts.
Plowrights work on ploughs.
Shipwrights work on ships.
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I KNOW MY WRIGHTS!
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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, April 21)
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Who do you vote for if you're not one of these
"hard-working families" they're always on about?
Is there a party that caters for lazy bastards like
me and the Mrs? None, as far as I can tell.
Gap in the market?...
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Just goes to show: have sex with a young (virgin)
Prince and you'll eventually be brought to book.
And not just ANY book, but the UK's fastest-selling
non-fiction book since records began in 1998...
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