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ENORMOUSE - time to go on a diet, Mickey.

BLASPHEMOUSE - watch your language, Mickey!

MAGNANIMOUSE - that's very generous of you, Mickey.

POSTHUMOUSE - RIP, Mickey.

POLYGAMOUSE - wasn't Minnie your one true love?

ANONYMOUSE - I know it's you, Mickey.

EPONYMOUSE - Mickey this, Mickey that, Mickey the other...

FAMOUSE - everyone knows Mickey, right?

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(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 9)