When it comes to comedy, The Pub Landlord's in a league of his own.

Turns out it's the Saudi one...

Al Ettifaq

Al Nassr

Al Hilal

Al Ittihad

Al Feiha

Al Batin

Al Taawon

Al Shabab

Al Shoalah

Al Ahli

Al Murray.

(When he says he plays the clubs, at least we now know which ones 

he plays - but who knew he had to play them both home AND away?)