In bed, if it's your husband...

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Guess what - If you want  

your dishwasher to work, you

have to turn it on...

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Dishwashers are like lazy husbands: if you

want them to work, you have to turn them on...

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Bernie Taupin!

See? Giving it up's not that hard, right? He said so himself, though in his case he was talking about cocaine. So we really should give it up for Bernie Taupin. For managing to do just that...

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