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Tracy-Ann Oberman

Fell in love with a Doberman

So chucked her old mutt in the river.

She watched as it drowned,

That loyal old hound,

And I doubt that I'll EVER forgive 'er...

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Was Prince Harry's drink of choice on his birthday proof positive

that he realises, when it comes to his standing in the royal 

family, he REALLY IS just small beer now?...

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