Four spuds that have had their chips...

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                                                   one potato, two    ♫

                                                   potato, three potato,

                                                   four - that's lunch sorted...    (17 Syllables)

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                                Old age? Don't knock it (it might fall over). They used the title 

                                only, and not the verse: It's better to be around ninety than

                                not to be around at all. They're such incompetents.

                                (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Jan 17)