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You always know where you can find 

an ageing hypochondriac - under the 

weather and over the hill...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Feb 21)

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Are political

pacts formulated in a 

Labor@Tory?...

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Ewan I? Ewan 

me? You an' McGregor? - Damn,

English grammar sucks!...

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