(Attitude expressed here is for comedic purposes only!)

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I'm a self-made man -

but it looks like I didn't

read the instructions...

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"He's not very good yet, is he mummy?"...

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                                              Forget 'three score years

                                              and ten', think 'three score years and

                                              tennis'. Not done yet!...

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