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"I wonder what I'll get for Christmas this

year," I mused. "Drunk, the same 

as last year," suggested my kids...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 23)

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                         I see that Trump pardoned the traditional two turkeys this 

                         Thanksgiving with his traditional gobble-gobble-gobbledygook.

                         The turkeys were probably the only ones who understood him.

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