(With no apologies to our Secretary of State for Justice)

 

 

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 5)

 

 

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If somebody is

all mouth and no trousers, can

what they write be pants?...

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(17 Syllables)

  Why on earth listen

to a male chauvinist pig?

He'll boar you to tears.

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Can chiropractors

who are a dreadful pain in

the neck heal themselves?..

 When I broke up with

my farmer friend, I wrote him

a John Deere letter...

 

As far as I remember, I survived in Japan on 'okonomiyaki', 

as it seemed to be the cheapest meal around. I always assumed it 

meant'economy' yaki, but apparently it doesn't. Well, it DID to me!...

 

 

                                          (He let his wife and kids down, too)

 

 

 

                                             --------------------------------------

                                             Seagulls in the bedroom,

                                             The crashing isn't waves...

                                             The lure of far horizons

                                             Where lies the sleep he craves...

                                             Confined by bricks and mortar,
                                             A heartbeat in a storm,
                                             As dreams of sweet surrender
                                             Embrace your sleeping form...

                                             To soar, yet never stirring,
                                             So near, yet far away...
                                             Awake and share the future,
                                             For love is here to stay.