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If somebody is

all mouth and no trousers, can

what they write be pants?...

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(17 Syllables)

  Why on earth listen

to a male chauvinist pig?

He'll boar you to tears.

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Can chiropractors

who are a dreadful pain in

the neck heal themselves?..

 When I broke up with

my farmer friend, I wrote him

a John Deere letter...