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My wife's always full
of beans. She's a vegan. It's
all she ever eats...
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Was Churchill really such a rotter
That now, instead, we'll get...an otter?
As it's only a fiver
Let's have Lady Godiva...
(Or Dumbledore and Harry Potter!)
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, March 20)
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