What A NightMayor!...

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If a leopard can't

change its spots, I'm pretty sure

Sadiq Khan't, either...

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Andrew Neil describes Meghan Markle's prose as

'pretty terrible'. That's almost exactly how I would

describe Meghan herself: 'pretty, terrible'...

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That 'Gallic boulder' Tracey Emin 'married' - it 

must have been like a rock to her when she was 

going through such a hard time...

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So the PC BBC wants to remove the word 'fat' from

the English language? Portly chance!...

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spilling the beans - but never my drink...

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a great drinker makes 

sure that while he gets wasted,

none of his drink does!...

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Forget 'Marconi', think 'macaroni'!...

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If you must watch those

spaghetti westerns, get a

tagliatelly!... 

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So Meghan is to be a published children's author?...

Rejecting royalty is one thing - rejecting royalties is 

presumably quite another...￡￡￡

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 10)

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Making An After-Dinner Mint. "Talk is cheap," they 

say - yeah, right. Not if it's BBC stars doing the talking

- at over £5,000 a gig!...

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Any truth Boris wants to buy his son Wilfred a swing?

He's said to be after a nine-point one, just like the one

the the polls are predicting for the Tories in Red Wall

areas!...

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Dominic Cummings' protégée Cleo Watson is said to

be writing a political bonkbuster provisionally entitled

"WHIPS!" Why not write it as a series of haikus, and

call it "THREE-LINE WHIPS!" haha...

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What was it that Victoria Atkins actually said to upset

Carrie Symonds? Was it that the ship of state would

be better steered by the loyal husband of a really not-

so-Ancient Marina? Can't help but agree...

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"I had two dates in two days last week," my friend told 

told me. 'Bloody hell, as diets go, that's pretty extreme!'

I thought...

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A night in shining armour? It sure beats pyjamas!...

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That suit of armour

looks quite odd - but will it be

alright on the knight?...

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DAY KEIR CENTRE - how the Leader of the 

Opposition's wife regards the House of Commons 

as she packs him off there every day?

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I'm going to watch the Happy Mondays on Tuesday, 

Sheffield Wednesday on Thursday, and Friday Night 

Dinner on Saturday. Unfortunately, it's rhubarb crunmble 

the next day - I don't like sundaes. Bugger, so close!...

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To be honest, it's not the Leader of the Opposition

Boris should be botherered about - it's his very own

devil-may-Keir attitude...

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It even went on to be Oscar-nominated!...

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The movie 'Mank' was

shot in several places.

Thank God it survived...

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Dress your child in cashmere for £6? (news item) That's

not cashmere, that's 'petty cash'mere!...

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If Willow Smith is polyamorous, does being 'pretty 

polly'amorous mean you're partial to the odd cockatoo?...

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What's the difference between S&M and M&S? 

Nobody wants to be strapped for cash in M&S!...

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Gwyneth Patrow, Cruise Wellness Adviser? Thanks, 

Gwynnie, but the last thing anyone wants to be on 

a cruise is well and truly grounded!...

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EDAM IN ENGLAND - loves to visit Wensleydale occasionally.

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it's more of a hawk thing, right?...

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if there's one thing a 

dove would never support it's

a military coo...

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NIGHTMAYOR - some folk aren't that keen on Sadiq Khan!

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Congratulations to Tom Jones. No 1! Should Top

of the Pops be renamed Top of the Grandpops?...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, Mat 6)

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Not only did Heathrow Airport lose a total of

£2.4b during the pandemic, it lost my luggage,

too! No mention of that in their press release!...

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Carrie Symonds must be green with envy at all 

the positive press Kate & William get. That's 

assuming she's managed to source the right shade 

of green, of course. Ever the perfectionist...

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(1961) Hayley Mills, my first crush...

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'Whistle Down The Wind'? -

that's one way of getting rid

of indigestion!...

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I'm not saying Carrie Symonds is high maintenance,

but when she goes green with envy, I'm told it

takes her ages to find the right shade...

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Carrie Symonds' hubby went an exquisite shade of red

at PMQs yesterday. No guesses as to who selected it...

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With so many accumulated problems, I'm pretty sure

the writing was on the wall for Boris at one stage. 

Seems it's taken some extremely expensive wallpaper 

for Carrie to cover it up...

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