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If you must watch those
spaghetti westerns, get a
tagliatelly!...
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(17 Syllables)
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So Meghan is to be a published children's author?...
Rejecting royalty is one thing - rejecting royalties is
presumably quite another...￡￡￡
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 10)
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Making An After-Dinner Mint. "Talk is cheap," they
say - yeah, right. Not if it's BBC stars doing the talking
- at over £5,000 a gig!...
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Any truth Boris wants to buy his son Wilfred a swing?
He's said to be after a nine-point one, just like the one
the the polls are predicting for the Tories in Red Wall
areas!...
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Dominic Cummings' protégée Cleo Watson is said to
be writing a political bonkbuster provisionally entitled
"WHIPS!" Why not write it as a series of haikus, and
call it "THREE-LINE WHIPS!" haha...
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What was it that Victoria Atkins actually said to upset
Carrie Symonds? Was it that the ship of state would
be better steered by the loyal husband of a really not-
so-Ancient Marina? Can't help but agree...
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"I had two dates in two days last week," my friend told
told me. 'Bloody hell, as diets go, that's pretty extreme!'
I thought...
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